DIRECTOR: Darren Lynn BousmanWRITER: Darren Smith, Terrance Zdunich
STARRING: Alexa Vega, Paul Sorvino, Anthony Stewart Head, Sarah Brightman, Paris Hilton, Bill Moseley
I was totally psyched to see this. How could the concept of a horror/opera NOT work as a piece of awesomeness? I'm totally LOL'ing in agony now that I've seen that it's possible to screw the concept up the butthole with a big, fat, thorny stick.
This was, undoubtedly, the worst movie I have ever made it all the way through, and the second worst movie of all-time (only eclipsed by House of the Dead, of course).
There are no words to describe it, really... I mean, this movie was like if a Smashing Pumpkins video, a Marilyn Manson video, and a Korn video nailed each other, and they had a kid, and then that kid grew up to be a sadomasochistic homosexual goth filmmaker that idolizes Uwe Boll's work, and had a wet dream one night and woke up from it and wrote it all down and made a movie out of it later.
The only good thing about this movie is that you can take it out of your DVD player and cause it to go missing. There isn't much more to say about a movie where Paris Hilton was one of the highlights...
Please, if you value every second of your life, don't watch this. There aren't any Repo Men out there that can get that time back for you.
1 comments:
"this movie was like if a Smashing Pumpkins video, a Marilyn Manson video, and a Korn video nailed each other, and they had a kid, and then that kid grew up to be a sadomasochistic homosexual goth filmmaker that idolizes Uwe Boll's work, and had a wet dream one night and woke up from it and wrote it all down and made a movie out of it later."
Genius description.
- Boat
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