Don't go ninja'n nobody who don't need ninja'n...

This video made me laugh so hard my dog from two dogs ago bled from its eyeballs. The scary part of the video is that you think this guy is full of shit with his hillbilly talk, but I lived in Monticello, Kentucky for a few months not too many years ago and this is how they actually speak over there. Needless to say, I took the first train back to civilization.